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October 15, 2004
How to tell if you need to pray at work:
How to tell if you need to pray at work:
When a coworker comes in a little too happy singing "good morning" to everyone and you think, "Somebody needs to slap the sh*t out of her... You need to pray at work
When someone comes in and announces, "office meeting in 5 minutes," and
you think, "what the f..k do they want now."...You need to pray at work
When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to say, "which
one of you sons of bit*&^v turned off my computer."...You need to pray at work
When you and a coworker are discussing something and a 3rd person comes
in and says, "well at my last office", and you want to throw a stapler at
him...You need to pray at work
When you hear a coworker call your name and the first thing that crosses
your mind is, "what the hell does this b!#@h want now and you try to hide
underneath your desk"...You need to pray at work
When you're asked to stay late and help do someone else's work and the
first thing that pops in your head is, "both of y'all can kiss my #ss!!"...You
need to pray at work
When you're in the elevator and it stops to pick up someone who stood for
5 minutes waiting for it and they only go DOWN one floor, and you say "that
lazy a.. b..t.rd"...You need to pray at work
When you take some vacation time and come back to find a mountain of
paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do it and you
think, "sorry ass m#$^% f%&#s"...You need to pray at work
If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching, slapping, or
flattening someone's tires that you work with ...You need to pray at work
If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to someone
because you know it's going to lead to their life story...You need to pray at work
If you had ever sat at your desk all day and played Solitaire, Free Cell,
Jeopardy, Hearts or any other game then get pissed when someone walks
into your office and you have to stop playing...You need to pray at work.
If you can fill in all the blanks to the words above, YOU REALLY NEED TO PRAY!!!
Posted by nezbitthecat at October 15, 2004 09:48 AM
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*gets down on her knees and starts to pray*Posted by: Meeta at October 15, 2004 01:46 PM
I am right there with ya, sista! I thought I left all that behind when I became "self-employed" . . . wrong!Posted by: Nez at October 15, 2004 02:03 PM
"Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays." ;)Posted by: pie at October 15, 2004 05:19 PM
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